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Adele - The People’s Champion

The queen of mopey break-up music, Adele, is already supremely popular in Europe and is arguably the most down-to-earth pop superstar in the world. Who better to have as our representative than a likeable, talented young woman from Tottenham, who truly understands the plight of the British people? Apart from the millions and millions of pounds, she’s just like you and me!

Anthony Joshua - The Enforcer

The man of the moment and Watford’s favourite son, Anthony Joshua, is an absolute necessity in Brussels. A famously nice guy out of the ring, that would all go out of the window once he stepped foot into the European Commission. Juncker getting ideas above his station? See how keen he is on a Brexit “divorce” bill when Joshua uppercuts him into the next financial quarter.

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