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What's in a name? Diddy by any other name would Rap as Sweet

by Tom Usher / 09 Nov 2017

it was always Puff Daddy. You idiots. https://twitter.com/diddy/status/448267973552119809   2017 - Brother Love: https://twitter.com/diddy/status/926915432556015616 And here we have the latest offspring of a totally normal person just doing normal…


Britain, 2017: Students Throw Rave in Greggs

by Don't Panic / 12 Oct 2017

image via @itsjamesherring. Last night, some students from the University of Birmingham threw a rave in Greggs. Like all great club nights, the idea started from a consumer engaging…


Eminem Drops INTENSE Freestyle Attacking ‘Kamikaze, Racist, Orange’ Trump

by Don't Panic / 11 Oct 2017

last night’s BET Awards, Eminem attacked Trump’s latest bout - or rather, continued natural state - of bigoted shiteheadedness in a brutal freestyle. In the four minute video, which…


Watch The New Trailer For Season Three Of Rick And Morty

by Don't Panic / 30 Jun 2017

Friday afternoon, we're understaffed and too lazy to write anything - so thank god Adult Swim threw us a bone and uploaded a new trailer for Rick and…


The Horrors vs Jesse Kanda, and other stories of could-be-plagiarism

by Oscar Henson / 15 Jun 2017

the arts, the question of originality is a complex and reoccurring one. If we accept that creativity is fuelled by external influences, then of course art tends to…


BREAKING: Wiley Is Sending For Dizzee, Again

by Oscar Henson / 12 Jun 2017

- stop what you're doing and head to Twitter. Wiley is sending for Dizzee again, and it's probably best you see it for yourself. The story so far:


Donald Trump Vs Sadiq Khan and all of Britain

by Don't Panic / 06 Jun 2017

when Trump comes for Sadiq Khan pic.twitter.com/VEdpBVng8J — Josh (@J_Manasa) June 5, 2017 CONSPIRACY THEORY: Donald Trump has £50 on Sadiq Khan as the next Labour leader and is…


Moodyman Played Kings of Leon at Field Day Festival, Infuriated Audience

by Gabriel Mathews / 05 Jun 2017

legend Moodyman graced Field Day festival in Victoria Park on 3rd June. The enigmatic selector, otherwise known as Kenny Dixon Jnr, pushes genre boundaries and his listeners' expectations with…


GE17.gif - Your Guide To The Best General Election Memes So Far

by Don't Panic / 01 Jun 2017

in 2017 is absolutely rubbish. It's everywhere, it's terrifying, and we're probably not gonna get our way, which kinda sucks. What should we do about it? Memes. Loads…


Best Of Dogs At Polling Stations

by Dont Panic / 04 May 2017

voters go to the polls in local elections for 34 councils in England, all 32 Scotltish councils and all 22 councils in Wales, plus six mayoral elections in…


A Short Visual History of Politicians Getting Egged

by Dont Panic / 04 May 2017

des jets d’œufs et des sifflets pic.twitter.com/sDdLGuHJBq — CNEWS (@CNEWS) May 4, 2017 Le Pen now joins the list of politicians who've felt the wrath of a flying egg;…


A Tight Fit: Durex Is Releasing A Pair of Jeans

by Dont Panic / 23 Mar 2017

that’s our speciality! #DurexJeans pic.twitter.com/5UpIJFVBfw — Durex India (@DurexIndia) March 22, 2017


Artist Spotlight: Tess Redburn

by Oscar Henson / 08 Feb 2017

Redburn’s sun-soaked illustrations draw on the bold lines and geometric shapes of cubism and pop-art – taking modernist villas, nudist beach scenes and contorted human forms and refracting…


Mark Cousins Destroys His New Documentary On Film Festival Stage

by Oliver J. Hunt / 01 Feb 2017

vernietigen de enige kopie. #IFFR @IFFR pic.twitter.com/2nQE55bd9B — VPRO Cinema (@vprocinema) February 1, 2017


Can @BeyonceFan666 Predict The Future?

by Dont Panic / 01 Feb 2017

been great for lurking porn stars, making bomb threats and general trolling so it's a shame that the platform is generally considered to be in decline, with a…


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