Barack Obama - universal healthcare advocate, wicked jump-shot

George W Bush - potential war criminal, fun to party with

Bill Clinton - the world's favourite philanderer, good at explaining stuff

George Bush Sr - friends with Schwarzenegger, still alive

Jimmy Carter - Killed a lot of Americans

Gerald Ford - learning disabled athlete

Richard Nixon - risk-taker, knows when to quit

Lyndon Johnson - wanted to save America's poor, killed them in Vietnam instead

John F Kennedy - crippled sex-pest that ruined America and destroyed the next two generations

Abraham Lincoln - Slave freeing American hero

George Washington - slave owning American hero