These things were usually along the lines of "[band x] sound like The Ramones shagging Justice in a lift while Beck kisses Rick Ross's back fat and Henry Rollins films it all on an iPhone 5", because all music journalists are sexless young men obsessed with eclecticism who really want you to know how well they know The Ramones and Black Flag back catalogues.

That said, I haven't had sex in ages, I've just finished switch-hitting Om and Pusha T on the stereo and I love to jam The Process Of Weeding Out while cleaning my Japanese Promo vinyl copy of Subterrean Jungle. I therefore feel I'm well qualified to tell you that Duologue sound like Hot Chip and Thom Yorke hanging out at a Soho wine bar while Psychic TV wait for the loo and The Bad Seeds defrag Billy Corgan's PC on the pavement outside. 

Jeez, the internet couldn't have come soon enough, could it? Check out Duologue here:

Look! It's those cheekbones from the Mighty Boosh! Duologue are pretty fantastic too though, huh? House + male vocals should happen loads more than it does. They've also just dropped their new album, Song & Dance, and to celebrate Ross Stone from the band made Don't Panic a Spotify playlist with all the band's favourite jams on, it's like we're his crush or something. If you don't have Spotify by now then you're beyond hope, but if you do, then go listen to their Playlist here.

Oh, and Ross made some notes on each song (OMG he must be crushing on us soooooo hard!!!!).