Hear the transgressive author and 'ye chat shit on films, dressing nice and maturity here.

This is especially lovely as BEE is the only person to outdo West on the twitter hilarity front. Particularly when he muses on what Patrick Bateman might be doing at present:

Patrick Bateman and I loved Les Miserables in 1987. I'm seeing the movie this week. Early word is, um, good. But it looks like a disaster...

Patrick Bateman is a Libra.

Patrick Bateman is everywhere. He came up to me at Musso and Frank tonight and asked if I wanted a cucumber slice in that Hendricks Martini.

Since Patrick Bateman is dating Lana Del Rey it was supposed to be a fun Halloween in Vegas until Scott Disick messed it up. What. A. Tool.

Patrick would hate Obama and for example, go into great detail about the Honey Badger fraudulence of #Kony2012 and he'd love Kim Kardashian.

Bret Easton Ellis ‏@BretEastonEllis10 Mar 12

Hmm...Page 5... Murdering David Beckham in an elevator in Manchester...