We can all scoff at how terrible this video is, but at a certain point signs for Neon Energy Drink appear, and if you're even moderately versed in the ways of the internet, that should tell you that this is a viral marketing video made with a knowing wink from everyone involved, and making fun of it is what they want you to do. It still must feel pretty demoralising to have to riff on how you're a deadbeat for the rest of your career though. I do feel bad for him.

It's worth noting that even though he must have at one point had pre illegal downloads movie money, he's got a pretty modest house. To spend that much cash on cocaine takes a real fortitude and dedication: well done him.

SPECIAL BONUS FELDMAN MISERY FOOTAGE:

It takes a special kind of sadness to make a living dressing up as the man who quite possibly molested you.