This is exactly what it sounds like. A lovely chap named Alexander Kaptarenko from the Siberian city Novosibirsk is going to be taking part in the Olympic Torch relay. Unfortunately for him he doesn't have a torch to train with, he tried with a few things but nothing worked. He then found a frozen humpback salmon, bingo, he was there. He is a cheeky one old Alexander, he likens the torch to a wife, 'You have to carry it gently and carefully.'