It’s been two whole weeks since the nation voted to voluntarily eat itself – so now is the time to turn off the news, take a deep breath, and take stock of the funny shit that’s been happening since.

Erotic Literature

It was only a matter of time before we started to see the sexy side in all of this. Luckily for us, Hugo-nominated author Chuck Tingle writes quicker than a fox and has done the dirty so you don’t have to.

So if homo-erotic political prose is your kind of funky, look no further – at $2.76 a pop, this is one indulgence that won't break the bank.

Irony

In a clever twist of fate, many of the individuals suffering most from feelings of Regrexit are in fact those who supported it so ardently in the first place.

Take Tim Martin – founder of the Wetherspoons pub chain, who pledged £224,000 of his own cash towards printing pro-Leave beer mats, only to find a whopping £18 million wiped off his shares in the days following the vote. Have a beer, Tim.

Will Young’s Tour Bus

Having successfully fulfilled its intended purpose of conditioning a nation of Eurosceptics, the infamous ‘Vote Leave’ tour bus has since been repurposed to an equally sinister end: ferrying Will Young to Glastonbury Festival 2016.

Fun fact - Apparently @vote_leave bus goes out of service on Weds. It then becomes Will Young's tour bus for #glasto pic.twitter.com/cXKlwifw63

— Chris Gibson (@ChrisGibsonNews) June 20, 2016

The pairing may seem unorthodox, but look a little closer and you’ll see that Will has in fact been pedalling this line since as early as 2003:

Michael Gove