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THE HAMBURGER GAG

The Hamburger Gag
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THE HAMBURGER GAG


Written by Jack Blocker
30 Monday 30th March 2015

If you enjoy the illicit thrills of BDSM with the ground beef of a good burger, then why not bolster the former with a plastic version of the latter? Thanks to the exotic minds that peddle their wares on Etsy, now you can.

Obviously a better idea would feature a real burger attached to the strap. The challenge would be to eat it while a dominatrix stomps on your testicles in spikey high-heels. Or something.

Buy the plastic one here.

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