Wake up. Take a shower. Get a coffee. Check Facebook. The average daily routine of most hipster wannabies around the world is pretty tragic, it has to be said. Social network is a worldwide phenomenon. It seems we’re all addicted to hyping ourselves and voyeuristically consuming the minuatea of our friends, acquaintances and more of than not complete strangers’ lives. There's been a heated debate about facebook not being so perfect for sometime. Finally, some guys have done something about it and have announced May 31 as International Quit Facebook Day.
Why quit? There're so many reasons. Some time ago, facebook launched a system called Open Graph – thanks to which it can exchange info about you with other companies. Saw an advert on your main page which suspiciously matched your interests? Looks like someone is making a great business out of sharing your personal info with other companies.
Another thing is that you cannot actually, practically delete your account. Even if you do manage to negotiate your way around the labyrinth of misdirection and opt-out pop-up boxes to actually get your profile taken down, it’s not dead. Facebook puts it on ice, keeping your personal information, photos, friends, everything and anything else you’ve added to the site. They can resurrect your profile at any time, as if they’ve discovered the secret of cryogenics. Once you’re in, you cannot quit. Now that sounds scary, eh?
Finally, Facebook treats you as a product, not as a customer. You are required to keep your personal information correct or otherwise your account can be deleted. Why? Maybe I really want to be Mick Jagger. At least only on the social networking site.
Thus it seems that not having facebook is way cooler than having it. Deleting your account can symbolise countercultural and anti-establishment ideologies. This might be just the thing you've been looking for to your anti-everything trendy attitude. Sign up for their
page right away.
Once you've quit facebook, however, you've just got to figure out how on earth you are going to waste your time from now on!
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